December 01, 2024
Bad Santa's Naughty and Nice Christmas List: 2024 Edition
Ho ho hoes, it’s *that* time of the year again! ’Tis the season to be horny, which means it’s all about make-outs under the mistletoe and the jingling of bells.
Have you been naughty or nice in 2024? You’re in luck because Bad Santa rewards ALL bedroom behaviour, meaning you’ve still earned a spot on his Christmas list.
What will he be bringing you this year? Here’s the ultimate selection of naughty and nice gifts—because the best toys to receive this festive season are battery-operated!
The Naughty List
Just because you’ve been naughty doesn’t mean you deserve a lump of coal—Santa will still visit you this festive season (and he’ll bring a *ahem* package with him, just for you!).
What’s in his sack? A selection of bedroom toys and essentials. These include the SVAKOM Edeny App-Controlled Clitoral Vibrator, shaped like a tongue for a snug fit in your intimate area. Controlled by an app, it allows either you—or someone else—to take the reins and pulsate your way to pleasure.
For people with prostates, the vibrating SVAKOM Iker Interactive Prostate and Perineum Vibrator is perfectly angled for internal and external sensations. It also features remote-controlled functionality for solo or long-distance loving.
If bum fun is on the menu for your Christmas feast this year, the discreet and flexible ROMP Amp Anal Beads are a must-have. When pulled out before climax, they can be a powerful orgasm enhancer. For the perfect stocking stuffer, the Adrien Lastic Devol Irresistible Vibrating Cock Ring boasts a devilish design that can turn an average prick into one that pulsates, complete with a magic bullet for ultimate clitoral stimulation.
Do you want to take things to naughty new heights with some bondage? We've got you covered! Forget the traditional advent calendar this year and count down the days with the Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set, featuring luxury BDSM essentials ranging from nipple clamps to feather ticklers and floggers. For a touch of silky strength, the Fifty Shades Restrain Me Bondage Rope is perfect for keeping your submissive secured during sex—this festive season and beyond.
Before breaking out your new toys, make sure you’re in the mood and pumped up for pleasure with some sexy essentials. The Lushka Viking Male Enhancement Capsules contain a blend of natural ingredients to boost energy and stamina, ensuring a long-lasting, steamy session. Meanwhile, the HOT XXL Creme for Men makes sure your candy cane is plump and perked up for maximum performance.
To ensure your cookie is well-prepped, apply a little Dame Arousal Serum—it’s safe to lick and enhances sensations. You can also try the all-natural Nectar Cannabis Arousal Oil, which harnesses the calming powers of CBD for less friction and more fun. Yes, please!
The Nice List
Nice people need some nookie, too. If you’ve been dreaming of a white Christmas (and no, we don’t mean snow!), here are the gifts we hope you find under your tree.
Rabbits are cute, cuddly, and can make you cum! The Pretty Love Willow Powerful Sucking Rabbit Vibrator features both an innovative clitoral stimulator and a G-spot massager for double the sensation. The Pretty Love Reese Rotating and Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator stimulates inside and out, with 12 vibration modes to take you from zero to a mind-blowing orgasm with ease. The cleverly contoured and curved Womanizer Blend Pleasure Air Rabbit Vibrator, is another cutie that uses next-level technology to target and treat ALL the intimate areas, ensuring guaranteed satisfaction.
If you’re looking for a discreet way to amplify your penises performance, slip on the waterproof plusOne Vibrating Cock Ring, it offers different vibration modes for a customizable experience. If you want to make your member the main character, the sucking and vibrating SVAKOM Sam Neo Interactive Suction & Vibration Masturbator can be controlled via an app, providing pleasure both near and far. The PlusOne Personal Stroker is a male masturbator with a discreet design and a skin-like feel, delivering an authentic and satisfying experience every time.
Don’t turn on your toys before getting prepped for a steamy session. The Lamelle Prelox Peak Performance Male Enhancement Supplement is scientifically proven to support long-lasting arousal for peak performance, while the Shunga Secret Garden Female Orgasm Enhancing Cream can be massaged onto the clitoris for consistent climaxes. For a sexy take on Christmas candy, Spencer & Fleetwood Sweet & Sexy Edible Candy G-String is cute to look at and delicious to devour. And everyone should have a tube of Splash Taste Berry Flavoured Water-Based Lube for easy gliding on those not-so-silent nights.
Whether your flavour is naughty, nice, or a little bit of both, consider your silly season satisfaction – sorted!
● In the mood for misbehavin’? Peep our Naughty List.
● Good as it gets? Check out the Nice List.
Have you been naughty or nice in 2024? You’re in luck because Bad Santa rewards ALL bedroom behaviour, meaning you’ve still earned a spot on his Christmas list.
What will he be bringing you this year? Here’s the ultimate selection of naughty and nice gifts—because the best toys to receive this festive season are battery-operated!
The Naughty List
Just because you’ve been naughty doesn’t mean you deserve a lump of coal—Santa will still visit you this festive season (and he’ll bring a *ahem* package with him, just for you!).
What’s in his sack? A selection of bedroom toys and essentials. These include the SVAKOM Edeny App-Controlled Clitoral Vibrator, shaped like a tongue for a snug fit in your intimate area. Controlled by an app, it allows either you—or someone else—to take the reins and pulsate your way to pleasure.
For people with prostates, the vibrating SVAKOM Iker Interactive Prostate and Perineum Vibrator is perfectly angled for internal and external sensations. It also features remote-controlled functionality for solo or long-distance loving.
If bum fun is on the menu for your Christmas feast this year, the discreet and flexible ROMP Amp Anal Beads are a must-have. When pulled out before climax, they can be a powerful orgasm enhancer. For the perfect stocking stuffer, the Adrien Lastic Devol Irresistible Vibrating Cock Ring boasts a devilish design that can turn an average prick into one that pulsates, complete with a magic bullet for ultimate clitoral stimulation.
Do you want to take things to naughty new heights with some bondage? We've got you covered! Forget the traditional advent calendar this year and count down the days with the Fifty Shades of Grey Pleasure Overload 10 Days of Play Gift Set, featuring luxury BDSM essentials ranging from nipple clamps to feather ticklers and floggers. For a touch of silky strength, the Fifty Shades Restrain Me Bondage Rope is perfect for keeping your submissive secured during sex—this festive season and beyond.
Before breaking out your new toys, make sure you’re in the mood and pumped up for pleasure with some sexy essentials. The Lushka Viking Male Enhancement Capsules contain a blend of natural ingredients to boost energy and stamina, ensuring a long-lasting, steamy session. Meanwhile, the HOT XXL Creme for Men makes sure your candy cane is plump and perked up for maximum performance.
To ensure your cookie is well-prepped, apply a little Dame Arousal Serum—it’s safe to lick and enhances sensations. You can also try the all-natural Nectar Cannabis Arousal Oil, which harnesses the calming powers of CBD for less friction and more fun. Yes, please!
The Nice List
Nice people need some nookie, too. If you’ve been dreaming of a white Christmas (and no, we don’t mean snow!), here are the gifts we hope you find under your tree.
Rabbits are cute, cuddly, and can make you cum! The Pretty Love Willow Powerful Sucking Rabbit Vibrator features both an innovative clitoral stimulator and a G-spot massager for double the sensation. The Pretty Love Reese Rotating and Thrusting Rabbit Vibrator stimulates inside and out, with 12 vibration modes to take you from zero to a mind-blowing orgasm with ease. The cleverly contoured and curved Womanizer Blend Pleasure Air Rabbit Vibrator, is another cutie that uses next-level technology to target and treat ALL the intimate areas, ensuring guaranteed satisfaction.
If you’re looking for a discreet way to amplify your penises performance, slip on the waterproof plusOne Vibrating Cock Ring, it offers different vibration modes for a customizable experience. If you want to make your member the main character, the sucking and vibrating SVAKOM Sam Neo Interactive Suction & Vibration Masturbator can be controlled via an app, providing pleasure both near and far. The PlusOne Personal Stroker is a male masturbator with a discreet design and a skin-like feel, delivering an authentic and satisfying experience every time.
Don’t turn on your toys before getting prepped for a steamy session. The Lamelle Prelox Peak Performance Male Enhancement Supplement is scientifically proven to support long-lasting arousal for peak performance, while the Shunga Secret Garden Female Orgasm Enhancing Cream can be massaged onto the clitoris for consistent climaxes. For a sexy take on Christmas candy, Spencer & Fleetwood Sweet & Sexy Edible Candy G-String is cute to look at and delicious to devour. And everyone should have a tube of Splash Taste Berry Flavoured Water-Based Lube for easy gliding on those not-so-silent nights.
Whether your flavour is naughty, nice, or a little bit of both, consider your silly season satisfaction – sorted!
● In the mood for misbehavin’? Peep our Naughty List.
● Good as it gets? Check out the Nice List.
