Bad Santa’s 2021 Naughty and Nice Christmas List

Can you feel it? The festive – and frisky – season is finally here! And just in case you thought Valentine’s Day was the holiday for humping, think again! There must be something about the smell of pine trees and roast dinner because, according to a recent survey, Christmas puts us in the mood the most. And this is *despite* the obscene amount of food and drink we consume!

What better time to give the gift of OMG orgasms than in the season of giving? Another survey indicated that women reach climax five times more often during the Christmas holidays. Coincidentally, condom sales spike over this period, too, and porn searches related to Santa increase by almost 450%. It really is, as the famous Christmas song affirms, the most wonderful time of the year (clearly in more ways than one!).

If you feel like you’re going to be spending more time between the sheets this silly season, it’s time to start making a list (and checking it twice)...

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…because Bad Santa’s got you covered, whether you prefer your sex toys naughty, or nice!

The Naughty List

Been misbehaving throughout 2021? Don’t let the festive season slow your roll! Whether you’re into bondage, backdoor play or next-level masturbation, Bad Santa’s list has some brand new buys that will have any and every sex toy user begging for more.

Start the ‘show’ with a bit of burlesque. Because why decorate a tree when you could decorate your nipples? The seductive Anais Issy Nipple Pasties and Anais Orsi Nipple Pasties sets will take boobs from basic to bougie for a gift your partner will be excited to unwrap!


Anais Issy Nipple Pasties
If you’re into something a bit more kinky, or want your sex life to look more like the movies, you’re going to need a few accessories. The Fifty Shades of Grey Bound to You Ball Gag and the Fifty Shades Bound to You Wrist Cuffs are great for entry-level exploration.


Fifty Shades Bound to You Wrist Cuffs
If it’s on-demand anal or a portable penis you’re after, consider your holiday wish list sorted! The Fleshlight Girls Mia Malkova: Boss Level Anal Masturbator and the 8 Inch Realitic Dildo from King Cock will give you on-the-go orgasms all Yuletide long.
8 Inch Realitic Dildo from King Cock

The Nice List

Have you been *extra* good this year? Give yourself a pat on the back (and a stroke on the genitals)! If you love sex toys that are simple and classic and offer discreet pleasure, there’s a sleek solution to meet your every need this festive season, and beyond.

Looking for a gadget that provides tons of power in a streamlined package? The Lelo Ina 3 and Womanizer Duo both deliver inner and outer stimulation to ensure that both your clitoris and your G-Spot are caressed and catered to.


If you’re going to be playing with a plus one, there are tons of sex toys made for sharing. Our top picks? The We-Vibe Moxie Panty Vibrator  and the Rocks Off Two-Vibe Couples Vibrator that connect to apps to allow your partner to take the reigns.




Seeking sex toys that are as pretty as they are potent? Look no further! The Rocks Off Prism Metallic Rainbow Bullet Vibrator and the Lelo Smart Wand 2 are easy on the eye but don’t fail to pack a punch when it comes to pleasure.


Whether you made it onto the naughty or the nice list, these sex toys guarantee you a very happy holiday regardless. Have fun!