Mr Limpy Realistic Prosthetic Penis Packer | Fleshlight
The ultimate realistic limp penis comes without the excuses but feels just as realistic as the real thing. Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it, or just need a good paperweight, contrary to any experiences you may have had, the uses for Mr Limpy are limitless.
The Mr Limpy Realistic Prosthetic Penis Packer is easily the most popular selling packer. This penis packer is made from real-to-the-touch SuperSkin material and is as realistic as it gets.
Well known in the gender-queer community because of its real feel, the softness and flat base allow this prosthetic penis to sit comfortably against your body giving you a full and natural appearance underneath your clothing.
*Please note this packer is soft and not intended for penetration but purely designed for aesthetic purposes.
- Small: 3.5 inches (8.9 cm)
- Medium: 5.75 inches (14.6 cm)
- Medical-grade silicone
- With Testicles
We'll be upfront about this: due to the intimate nature of our products, we only provide refunds under limited circumstances:
Where the product is faulty will we provide a refund in accordance with Sections 55 and 56 of the Consumer Protection Act 68 of 2008. Should your product be faulty or damaged upon delivery or develop a fault while in its warranty period, please send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll gladly provide you with a replacement or refund.
In the case of damaged or faulty on arrival items, the customer needs to notify OneNightOnly thereof within 3 calendar days of the receipt of the goods. OneNightOnly may ask for images of the goods and packaging, highlighting the extent of the damage. OneNightOnly will not entertain any claims of breakages, missing or damaged parts and accessories if this notification is not received within 3 calendar days of the goods being delivered.
Customers can return unopened products within 7 calendar days of receipt of the item, provided the customer informs OneNightOnly of the return within the 7 calendar day return period by sending an email to email@example.com.
The cost of return of the products shall be for the customer’s account. Due to the personal nature of the products we sell, we are unable to offer refunds or replacements for returned products once a product’s packaging has been opened by you.
What is discreet packaging?
Exactly what it sounds like! We’ll send your order in an unremarkable courier bag with no OneNightOnly branding or mention of the contents inside
What are your banking details?
OneNightOnly, Cheque Account, Account Number: 62776666946, Branch Code: 210651
What is your refund and returns policy?
Because of the personal nature of the products we sell, we are unable to offer refunds or replacements once an order has been dispatched to you. However, should your product develop a fault while under the warranty period, please send an email to customerservice@onenightonly and we'll gladly issue a replacement.
How safe is my personal information?
Safe as houses. Like the White House or houses that form part of the Witness Protection Programme. All information is safely stored on our secure and encrypted server. That means that this information cannot be traced, intercepted or used by unauthorised third parties. Your credit card information will not be kept in our system.
Does OneNightOnly have a physical store?
In a word, no. In three words, no we don't.
How can I check the quality of your toys?
We do, so you don't have to. Our suppliers - and the products we sell - are hand-selected to ensure only the very best sex toys are available to you. In the rare event that your purchase is faulty, let us know and we'll replace it quicker than you can blink.
How do I choose lingerie for my partner?
The first step is also the most important: make sure you get the sizing right. The easiest way to do this is to simply ask her, but if you're looking to surprise her that might not work.
In that case note the bra and panty size from her existing lingerie. Also take note of the colours and style; this will help with your decision-making when it comes to choosing something you want her to love.
If you're still struggling, feel free to contact our customer service team. We're here to help.
What's the difference between a vibrator and a dildo?
The clue is in the title here. Both dildos and vibrators are penis-shaped, and both are used for external and internal stimulation, either during masturbation or to enhance your sex life with your partner.
The only difference: vibrators (unsurprisingly) vibrate. This makes them excellent stimulation toys, with different vibration speeds and patterns enabling you to discover what works best for you.
Why does your logo look like that of OneDayOnly.co.za?
Because we're related, in a way: OneDayOnly.co.za is the owner of OneNightOnly.co.za. We sell sex toys on OneDayOnly.co.za from time to time, but we find we can't run them often enough to satisfy demand. So we decided to try running a "normal" shop - as opposed to one-day deals - and fully satisfy SA's need for quality sex toys at the same time!