Bad Santa's Naughty and Nice Christmas List: 2023 Edition

It's that time of the year again. Mariah Carey and Michael Bublé's vocal cords are thoroughly thawed and ready to fill our ears everywhere, from year-end parties to shopping malls. There must be something about their catchy Yuletide tunes because, according to statistics, 50% of couples think that sex during the festive season is the most satisfying (and not just because it's a great way to stay in shape despite all the overindulgence).

Michael Buble Holiday GIF by bubly

It’s also the time of year when Santa compiles his naughty and nice lists, checks them twice, and then delivers presents or coal accordingly. Fortunately for bad boys and girls, with OneNightOnly, your behaviour throughout the year won’t stand in the way of silly-season satisfaction. Here’s the definitive 2023 Naughty and Nice Christmas List to bring all the cheer this season – and beyond.

The Naughty List

Have you been a naughty boy or girl this year? There’s no need for that to end just because the year is coming to a close. Light bondage is becoming increasingly mainstream, with around 34% of adults admitting to engaging in these types of activities. It has also been shown to boost intimacy. Whatever your kink, there are plenty of products to add to your wishlist (and your partner will be excited to unwrap!).

Start things off slow and mysterious with the Fifty Shades of Grey No Peeking Soft Twin Blindfold Set, their Nothing but Sensation Nipple Suckers or their Pinch Adjustable Nipple Clamps.

The Pinch Adjustable Nipple Clamps by Fifty Shades of Grey in woman's hand

Next, take the excitement up a level with some light (or heavy) sensations using either the Bound To You Paddle by Fifty Shades or the Adrien Lastic Alive Faux Leather Flogger.


Now that things are hotting up, how about some restraints? Try the Fifty Shades Bound To You Spreader Bar to keep limbs in the perfect position for playtime. And for some next-level bondage, you will find it hard to beat the Fifty Shades of Grey Hard Limits Under-Bed Restraint Kit for securing your partner to the bed so they can’t escape the pleasure. Then, it’s time to misbehave!


The Nice List

If you’ve been *extra* good this year, you deserve to be rewarded (or to reward yourself). Whether you need a break from the kinky stuff or prefer sessions that are more romantic than raunchy, there are plenty of goodies to tease and tantalize on a date or even on your own. 

Before you haul out the toys, there are indulgences to explore to ensure long-lasting love-making. The Lushka Viking Male Enhancement Capsules guarantee a performance that will please.

Shop Viking Male Enhancement Capsules | Lushka

You can also transform the average penis into a battery-operated love machine with the addition of the Svakom Winni 2 App-Controlled Vibrating Penis Ring, which can deliver customisable pulsations right to her sweet spot!

Winni 2 App-Controlled Vibrating Penis Ring | Svakom on black rocks

Now, get ready for some good vibrations! The Romp Rose Clitoral Stimulator and the Niya N6 Intimate Stimulator are cute and compact clitoral suction vibrators, yet still pack enough punch to get you to the big "O" over and over...and over again.

Shop Rose Clitoral Stimulator | Romp

If things aren't hot enough already, take it up a notch by engaging in some temperature play. The Woomy Gili-Gili Heating Rabbit Vibrator is waterproof, has 16 speed settings and will literally turn up the heat. 

Shop Gili-Gili Heating Rabbit Vibrator | Wooomy

If nothing has caught your attention yet, this certainly will. The Womanizer | OG Pleasure Air G-Spot Vibrator is the first Pleasure Air G-spot vibrator that combines targeted Pleasure Air and vibrations for a powerful and completely original orgasmic journey.

Womanizer | OG Pleasure Air G-Spot Vibrator (Dark Gray) in models hand

And for the guys you ask? Our next toy will take your masturbation game to incredible new heights. The Romp Dash Stroker will make any tug sesh feel as AH-mazing as the real deal, if not better!

Shop Dash Stroker | Romp

And for those wanting to splash out on their playtime collection, consider the Lelo F1S™ V2 High Performance Pleasure Console the ultimate collectors gadget for you.

Packaging contents of F1S™ V2 High Performance Pleasure Console | Lelo

Whether your flavour is naughty, nice, or a little bit of both, consider your silly season satisfaction – sorted!

● In the mood for misbehavin’? Peep our Naughty List here.

● Good as it gets? Check out the Nice List here.