Bad Santa’s Naughty & Nice List: Your 24 Days of Christmas Pleasure (2025 Edition)

’Tis the season to spice up your countdown to Christmas! As the nights grow longer and the fairy lights start to twinkle, we’re unwrapping a holiday celebration with a deliciously playful twist. Welcome to our festive pleasure advent calendar - an exciting journey where each day brings a new surprise designed to keep you ho ho ho-ing it up all month long.

Whether you're treating yourself, a partner or both, get ready to discover delights that make the holiday season feel a whole lot naughtier (and oh-so nice!).

1 December
One of the most important sex essentials for starting the festive foreplay right, is lube. The EasyToys EasyGlide Cooling Water-Based Lubricant is perfect for a festive summer and will transport your genitals to the North Pole in the best way possible.

2 December
If you are going to be partaking in some bum fun over the holidays, you need a lube
designed specifically for this delicate area, like the locally-made Liquid Gold Lube Backdoor Edition Anal Lube. 

3 December
So, you’ve been bad this year and need to be restrained so you can reflect on your
behaviour? The Punishment Thigh To Wrist Restraints will limit your movements, but heighten the sensations.

4 December
Make sure that you, or your partner, can’t go anywhere with the Punishment 5-Piece Bed
Restraint Kit, which has handcuffs that secure around the wrists and ankles, so you are forced to relinquish all control.

5 December
Whether you are a newbie or a BDSM veteran, everyone needs a Punishment Flogger in their collection (and a flogging in the holiday countdown). From gentle flicks to stinging slaps, it offers the best of pleasure and pain.

6 December
For extra sensations and a bit of delayed gratification, wrap the rascal in a Pretty Love Elliott Vibrating Cock Ring to prolong the festive pleasure for him for as long as possible and show him good vibezzz this holiday season (and long after).

7 December
For two-on-one fun, the Double Dones Double-Ended Textured Dildo by Baile, can be used
everywhere, from the bedroom to the bathroom and even in the pool, for summertime lovin’ that gets you in the mood for more.

8 December
Small, discreet, but powerful enough to take you from ‘eh’ to excited, this handbag-friendly Pretty Love Stefan Powerful Bullet Vibrator won’t give away that under the nice exterior, you like to be a bit naughty, too. Your secret is safe with us.

9 December
For guys who’ve been good, you’re in for a treat! The Rocks-Off Echo Vibrating Male
Masturbator is textured for his pleasure, engineered to awaken your senses and
guaranteed to level-up your solo sessions.

10 December
The ideal toy for fingers to fool around with is the Pretty Love Magic Devil Tapping Finger
Vibrator, which will make flicking the bean an even more enhanced experience. It’s nice on
your nightstand, but naughty in your underwear.

11 December
One of the cutest things to find in your pleasure advent calendar. The Romp Lipstick Clitoral Suction Stimulator might look like makeup, but beyond its outer appearance, it’s really a powerful and good-time gadget.

12 December
The perfect present for any man is the small but mighty Pretty Love Pleasure Egg
Masturbator. It stretches to accommodate any size and provides an all-around exotic
experience, whether you are flying solo or coupled up.

13 December
If you have yet to add a classic rabbit vibrator to your collection, today is your lucky day! The Pretty Love Victor Rabbit Vibrator, provides both G-Spot and clitoral stimulation to increase your pleasure and guarantee happy endings.

14 December
A present that any man would be happy to find in their festive pleasure advent calendar - the Pretty Love Alice Squeezable Masturbator, with its soft, squeezable design that wraps you up for a snug, lifelike pleasure experience… ready to be unwrapped again and again.

15 December
This shape is one of the first sex toys to exist, and it’s still getting people off today. The
Romp Presto Flexible Mini Wand Vibrator, is quiet, comfortable and can be used in any and all erogenous zones for a full-body sensual session.

16 December
Bring some tech into your touches with the Lovense Lush 4 App-Controlled G-Spot Egg
Vibrator. It delivers powerful G-Spot stimulation, that your partner can control via the app. It's nice on the outside, when positioned just right, it will land any woman on Bad Santa’s Naughty List.

17 December
You don’t need a partner to masturbate. But no need to rely on hands and lube alone when you find the Pretty Love Sienna Sucking & Vibrating Masturbator in your festive pleasure advent calendar. Its inner texture & sucking feature takes things up to sensational new heights, making the experience feel even more realistic!

18 December
Stuff your stocking, or yourself, with the EasyToys Egg Play Egg Vibrator. After insertion, the powerful motor delivers intense vibrations, which can be controlled by you or a partner with the remote. Discreet? Yes. But you’ll have a hard time hiding your enjoyment!

19 December
Single men, rejoice! Giving you the gift of intensified touching, the Lovense Gush 2 Hands-Free App-Controlled Vibrating & Oscillating Penis Massager fits perfectly in place and strokes the skin for hands-free orgasms.

20 December
The crème de la crème of sex toys, the Svakom Pulse Lite Neo Interactive Suction Stimulator, uses Pulse Technology™ to deliver powerful pulses to your clit. The result? Well, Santa is cumming to town, and so are you!

21 December
A sensational surprise for him, her or they, the Pretty Love Yale Vibrating Anal Plug has a smooth, friendly shape, multiple speed settings and will produce exhilarating thrills for the beginners and pros of butt stuff.

22 December
If your fingers struggle to locate the pleasure zone, you can rely on this sex toy to hit the
spot every time. The Svakom Vick Neo 2 Interactive Heating Prostate Massager not only has the right moves, but the warming feature means it’s also always the right temperature, too.

23 December
The best in the male masturbator game, the Alex Neo 2 Interactive Thrusting Masturbator by Svakom, it provides strong realistic sucking & thrusting sensations.  Even if you are spending the holidays alone, you won’t even realise it with this lifelike gadget.

24 December
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house… no one will know that you are
having the time of your life with the small, wearable Svakom Edeny App-Controlled Clitoral
Vibrator which is placed discreetly in your underwear for sexy secret sensations.

Just getting started with your collection? Check out our Naughty List and Nice List to find treats that are guaranteed to get you in the naughty festive mood. 

Whether you get everything on your Christmas wish list... or you don’t, at least you have a lot more new additions to your sex toy lineup to keep you satisfied until next year.

Happy, horny holidays!